January 2011
22 posts
I'm doing this to every single flight of stairs...
yourmindblown:
Parents text:
The words to “Hello, I Love You” by The Doors printed on some stairs in NYC.
Dominating My iPod
(This post brought to you by a similar post from Seth Philpott)
Ten records I’m currently listening to on repeat, in no particular order:
Doo Wops & Hooligans- Bruno Mars
National Ransom - Elvis Costello
Kaleidoscope Heart - Sara Bareilles
The Outsiders - Needtobreathe
Daylight - Needtobreathe
The Heat - Needtobreathe
Poor Man’s Son - Franky Perez
Blackbird On a Lonely...
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
whoosahappyduck:
I usually applaud, as well.
I have you down to a science.
Yes, you. You with the girly glasses and that greasy hipster mullet, and those recently pierced ears because you don’t know how to do anything but conform. I have you down to an EXACT science. It’s funny, I used to love your thick-rimmed glasses and adorable hair. I also used to be the girl that would think, “Okay, I know I can’t possibly be the only girl he’s...
Commitment.
Girl ordering at Starbucks: I'm vegan, so what can I have that doesn't have milk in it?
Employee: Well, it says on the ingredients that there's no milk in here.
Girl: Well, if it does and just doesn't say so on the box, that's when we pretend that it doesn't.
Katy Perry... like pears?
My two year old nephew is a genius/hysterical. His new thing is to ask who's singing on the radio...
Cristian: Who's this?
Me: This is Katy Perry! Do you like this song, Cris?
Cristian: Katy Perry... like pears?
Me: Yep!
one song later...
Cristian: Who is this?
Me: This is Akon, buddy.
Cristian: Akon... like croutons?
Me: (stifling laughter) Yes!